Something very odd is happening...

Yeah, I know, it's been an age since my last blog, but get off my back! You're not the boss of me!

Ahem, so, yeah, something odd. That something, is that whenever I press the button for the green man at a pedestrian crossing in Brighton, I get an electric shock. Every, fucking time. I have to pull my jumper up over my hands, and even then, you can feel it, It's not a big one, like when you stick something in a plug socket, but it's more powerful than you get from like, a slide or whatever.

I have come up with 3 explanations for this:

1) My new shoes, maybe it's the soles, and they are like, grounded or something.
2) My new soap, handwash thing, maybe I'm coating my hands with an electrical current every time I wash my hands (which is probably the normal amount)
3) I am developing electricity-based superpowers, like Living Lightning, Electro, Storm or... umm... Lighting Lad. This could be the first steps towards be controlling an incredibly powerful elemental force.

Is this happening to anyone else? Maybe we could form some kind of team? Come on, it'll be fun.

Also, The Wire is amazing, truly, madly, deeply amazing. Buy the dvds younguns.